If you had a nickel for everytime someone asked "Atheists why are you here" - how rich would you be right now

Filed under: nnxj.com — rose @ March 16, 2010 edit
  • I've been asking and answering questions in this category since March of 2006, I've got more answers removed for violations then they've got left alone.

    Its at least 8 times a day I see the question 'Atheist why are you here".

    By my calculations I'm owed $ 0.40 a day, for 790 days, thats $316.00.

    Thats how much money I'd have if I got a nickel every time.


  • I have not calculated it precisely, but I have been on YA 2 years, and I see this lame question several times a day. That is about 12 times daily for 365.5 days for 2 years, and that equals $438.60. If I spent more time on this category, I am sure I could earn several time that much. I spend more time in Science and Martial Arts. I would like to be paid for the times I see those silly 2012 doomsday questions and worship of Bruce Lee questions.


  • I am not sure, but for everyone that has heard that, we should donate to Oral Roberts.. or God will kill him.


  • I'd be very poor.

    I only see the "Agnostics, why are you here?" a couple times a week or so...

    I've been on this board for a little over two years now (May 2006), so let's call it 2 years even...twice a week X 104 weeks = 208 X $0.05 = $10.40

    Obviously, it's more lucrative to be an atheist. Where do I join?


  • Sorry, but I spent it all on *Drinking*... 8^}


  • I'd almost have as much money as if I had a nickel for every time an atheist came on and harassed religious people on their answers forum.


  • No doubt! Start using the report button on the idiots! That's what they do to you and "Christians" tell you to treat others as you want to be treated, so treat away!
    (They really don't believe that, it is their excuse to be rude and not know the answer.)


  • Well, don't be so self absorbed sweetie.
    If I had a nickel for every time some one questioned by Christianity or told me how it was scientifically impossible that Jesus or God ever existed. I'd be a millionaire.

    Religion is a very touchy subject, and it's safe to say that almost everyone gets questioned and sometimes harassed for their religious choices.


  • i'll have a few hundred dollars


  • probably not as much as I would have for all the silly and redundant questions the Atheists post.


  • $0.05 buys very little beer...


  • More money than I'm earning from trying to persuade them to go to that damned article on the Big Bang on Helium so far.


  • According to my calculations, I would have $2,212.00 a day if I received a nickel for every "God isn't real /fairy tale" comment posted by atheists.

    If you can tell me how I can start collecting it, I will buy you lunch.


  • U actually calculated that.

    OKAAAAAAAY WEIRD


  • It's rife on all counts; stubborn, bull-headed theists reacting to alternative theists, or atheists etc and on and on... but think about the fact that there IS actually a forum of debate, rather than political namesaying and flock-of-sheep madness until war breaks out.

    x


  • Very rich,happily so.


  • Ok. hold on. Let me do some quick math. And carry the 7. About $2,000 richer.


  • i've never heard anyone ask that. i believe in god, but i respect those who dont. simple as that, im sorry that youre having your beliefs questioned by ignorant people.


  • A lot richer than I am now, that's for damn sure.


  • I am pretty sure that I would only get wooden nickels from the people who ask that question.


  • if i got a nickel for everytime i heard:
    "god is fake, why do you i_diottt christians believe in him?"
    or
    "why dont you believe in god? obviously hes real, how the h_ell do u think we got here?"
    or
    "why do muslims not think jesus iis the messiah? he was, u kno"
    or basically any question that critisizes another religion, i would b oprah. ppl jus need to stop critisizing watt other ppl believe.


  • I could probably live comfortably, but I'd never have as much as the average televangelist.


  • I haven't been in this section for long, so I've only seen it about two times.


  • $4497.50


  • Enough to buy a second monitor so I can start a Troll avatar and really f with people.


  • hmmm I might have close to the same!

    should we put a toll booth in..and everytime someone says it...we get a nickel...each of us that is?


  • Not quite as rich as Benny Hinn, but I'd be up there.


  • I'm a computer freak.

    So I guess every hardware would be Diamond encrusted, titanium plated, gold trimmed and silver lined by now.


  • You exaggerated.
    It truly is a good question though. Christians try to see the good in atheists and put them far higher on the totum than you ever deserved.

    It is hard to comprehend that people would come here for no other reason than to make fun of others and to be with other unbelievers. There also seems to be a lot of gays looking for action in here.


  • I could keep an SUV filled with gasoline, if I owned one.


  • i would be broke. lol.
    and i dont get it ether so, idk i was just anwsering the qestion ( u can tell i am not very bright, look at my spelling, lol!!)


  • I woudl be a poor man! You are a bit of a relegious psyco...You asked if you should drown your son liek god drowned noah as a punishment....Twisted, twisted.







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